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Hire a Paw

An employment ad says, ‘The position requires proficiency in typing (>80 wpm), computer programming, and bilingualism. No other qualifications needed.’

One passing dog saw the ad and applied for the position.

Hiring Personnel : “We cannot employ a dog.”

Dog : (pointed to the ad ‘No other qualifications needed.’)

Hiring Personnel : “Alright.  Type this document.”

Dog : (typed at the speed of 100 wpm.)

Hiring Personnel : (shocked) “Alright.  Now, try this programming.”

Dog : (finished in ten minutes.)

Hiring Personnel : (distressed, but soon smiled) “Good.  But this job is for a bilingual.  Sorry for you.”

Dog : “MEO~W