An employment ad says, ‘The position requires proficiency in typing (>80 wpm), computer programming, and bilingualism. No other qualifications needed.’
One passing dog saw the ad and applied for the position.
Hiring Personnel : “We cannot employ a dog.”
Dog : (pointed to the ad ‘No other qualifications needed.’)
Hiring Personnel : “Alright. Type this document.”
Dog : (typed at the speed of 100 wpm.)
Hiring Personnel : (shocked) “Alright. Now, try this programming.”
Dog : (finished in ten minutes.)
Hiring Personnel : (distressed, but soon smiled) “Good. But this job is for a bilingual. Sorry for you.”
Dog : “MEO~W”
Life with Knowledge 